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Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on 11 June 2009 by eT

Anointed: simple past tense and past participle of anoint (to apply oil to or to pour oil upon, etc., as a sacred rite, especially for consecration).

Hey sunshine!  I’ll never take your pride

You’re what I need, you’ve been anointed

This is the highlight of your miserable life

A pessimist is never disappointed

(Theaudience, ‘A Pessimist Is Never Disappointed’)

Indie band theaudience (one word, no space) are best known today for being the launching-pad for the later solo success of their singer, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, but their second charting single also displayed a useful command of the rock dictionary.  (Or, if you will, the ‘rocktionary’).  With its knowing lyrics and the louche qualities of Ellis-Bextor’s vaguely disinterested delivery, this was one of the small gems of the late Britpop period, reaching number 27 in the UK charts in 1998.  Go on, have a listen – you’ve still gotta love that sky-high chorus, and as I’m sure the band quickly realised, it didn’t hurt to have a singer who looked as good as that.